Ah, UK journalists have all the fun. Consider this opening line:
"DAVID Walton’s roses are red, his violets are blue, a nun thought he ran a porn shop and two vicars did too."
As it turns out, this Amsterdam-trained florist "named his shop Sexy Flowers, an act that sparked concerns his blooms were really a cover for selling adult sex goods.
Two local vicars, a host of well-meaning members of the public and a nun all paid secret visits to the shop, believing that David may be a budding porn baron."
Ah, the life of a florist. Never a dull moment.
Salford Advertiser - New florist stems sex shop rumours